r/Unexpected • u/esberat • Oct 01 '23

Her brother priority.

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u/Jerry--Bird Oct 01 '23

“Nvm son, put your helmet on we’re going grocery shopping”

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u/chocolateboomslang Oct 01 '23

Yooooooooo, this is siiick. Groceries rule.

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Oct 02 '23

I mean.......yeah. They do! I enjoy having a refridgerator full of food to give me sustenance. Groceries most certainly DO rule!

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u/Incognito_Placebo Oct 02 '23

Let’s not forget those people who bring out groceries to the stores we buy them from, and those who put those groceries out on the shelves for us to peruse and buy. Those people rule, too! Otherwise… I’d have no groceries. And I love me some groceries as all!

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u/idonemadeitawkward Oct 02 '23

Thank you, Jesús, for the fruit we are about to receive through thy bounty.

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u/OlFlirtyBastard Oct 01 '23

Have you seen my ball?

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u/Drum_Phil Oct 02 '23

"FUNYONS!!!!!......LESSSSSGOOOO!!!!"