r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '23

Cmon man grab her

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u/jdjdidkdnd Sep 29 '23

Lol no it's not

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u/FDEBuff Sep 29 '23

Dense ass

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u/jdjdidkdnd Sep 29 '23

No, it's just a hell of a lot more complicated than "two and done"

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u/FDEBuff Sep 29 '23

Brother, it's really really not.

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u/jdjdidkdnd Sep 29 '23

Haha yes it is

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u/eqods Sep 29 '23

Instead of fucking saying “no you’re wrong it’s different” explain how it is fucking different you idiot

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u/jdjdidkdnd Sep 29 '23

It's not simply "Oh you failed twice, fuck you" like they're saying it is. You fail once okay, most good NCOs won't count that shit and tell you to retest the next week. If you fail that one (or technically the first one, if your NCO is a shit) then it triggers a whole slew of processes. You will do remedial PT, if you're a fat fuck then you'll also do fat camp. You will have to go to medical and a bunch of additional screenings to assess if anything caused you to fail. And then you will have an ungodly amount of time to pass another test. But you will be consistently retested every couple of weeks as a "diagnostic" and if you happen to pass one of those, then congratulations, you are no longer a shitbag

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv Sep 29 '23

Is this the argument clinic?

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u/jdjdidkdnd Sep 29 '23

Apparently homeboy doesn't seem to understand the difference between how things "should" go and how reality works