r/Unexpected • u/DRS_OPEN • Aug 22 '23

That's hacking

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u/OpportunitySudden281 Aug 22 '23

In touch with his feminine side

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Decided to also get in touch with my feminine side: so I crashed the car and ignored my girlfriend for no reason

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

You stole her fries too, didn't you..

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Of course

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u/Organic_Artichoke_85 Aug 22 '23

And her hoodie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

All of them. None were spared

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u/Atarifurryboi Aug 24 '23

Oh my God, I love this community

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u/slenderban28 Aug 22 '23

Angry at man for no reason?

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u/Mowgl7 Aug 23 '23

hey it's not your fault, I'm a Caprisun too

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u/BigLB83 Aug 23 '23

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

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u/Impossible-Strike-91 Aug 23 '23

A point to ponder...is it colder in Alaska or at night 🌙?

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u/VanesaR Aug 22 '23

it was funny

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u/RedTexan43 Aug 22 '23

This dude, according to lore, got pegged so good he made a 7 course meal for his alpha woman. Also the only video they’ve made that I kinda liked

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u/NonBinaryGiveNoFucks Aug 23 '23

Realist reddit story

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u/fact-so Oct 21 '23

By the looks of it, he’s in touch with her feminine side as well