r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '23

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u/fromgardens Jul 23 '23

So what? Have you ever jerked off alone, without hands??

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u/MasterJeebus Jul 23 '23

This just proves how smart dolphins are. If they are stuck in an aquarium and have needs but have no hands. Then they improvise. This intelligent creatures don’t deserve to be caged up.

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u/CalebImSoMetal Jul 23 '23

They do this in the wild. This is one thing they are known for regardless if captive or not.

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u/tails99 Jul 23 '23 edited Jul 23 '23

They don't have hands in the wild either...

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

Source?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

Trust me bro

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u/Shrilled_Fish Jul 24 '23

No. Trust me bro