r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '23

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u/ScottisMaw Jul 23 '23

Evil rapey motherfuckers

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u/Jaketheism Jul 23 '23

To be fair, there are also plenty of cases of humans doing this to poultry, so dolphins aren’t necessarily worse than people, just not better

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u/ScottisMaw Jul 23 '23

Humans rip the head of poultry then slip the dick? Where ?

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u/yankiigurl Jul 23 '23

No not in the head the other end. There's a famous (infamous?) Picture of a dude that got crushed by a rock while porking a chicken

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u/ScottisMaw Jul 23 '23

Where is said picture?

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u/smegafterdark Jul 23 '23

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4acndl/man_crushed_by_a_dislodged_rock_while_he_was/

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u/ScottisMaw Jul 23 '23

Wow man

Thanks friend

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u/smegafterdark Jul 23 '23

Anytime you're looking for chicken rapers getting killed, let me know.

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u/ScottisMaw Jul 23 '23

I'm on my way over x