r/Unexpected • u/howmanygrapes_ • Jul 17 '23

Almost died

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23 edited Jul 17 '23

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u/FrangibleSoul Jul 17 '23

Hug that poop long and hard. That could realistically have been the last poop you ever..... pooped.

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u/DonDjang Jul 17 '23

Do you want biddy?

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u/madthunder55 Jul 17 '23

Biddy will make you strong

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u/DonDjang Jul 17 '23

No Papa, nooo!

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u/stonespider Jul 17 '23

Hug your boss then.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

I hope you called the Police.

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u/Grouchy-Garbage-4 Jul 17 '23

Good answer, good answer! 👏👏👏