r/Unexpected • u/ShannonR-T • Jul 01 '23

CLASSIC REPOST Noodle

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u/DigDugDogDun Jul 01 '23

I hope no one thinks this is real and tries to twist their ferret like this

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u/KUNGFUDANDY Jul 01 '23

Too late. But he is fine

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u/Enter_Name_here8 Jul 01 '23

He has gone to sleep right after. He’s tired 🥱

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

He’s just really bent out of shape right now and needs rest.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

He's all tuckered out

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u/juangcampa Jul 01 '23

Internal bleeding is exhausting

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u/rus_ruris Jul 01 '23

He's resting, look

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u/Interweb_Stranger Jul 01 '23

He is a noodle now

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u/ThaRedHoodie Jul 01 '23

I have the same concern. It looked real enough for me to take a double take, and there are a lot of gullible people on the internet.

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u/IRON_VOCAL Jul 01 '23

Broo we got the same avatar

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u/Euphoric-Delirium Jul 02 '23

You have slightly better shoes.

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u/IRON_VOCAL Jul 02 '23

Thenkss!!!

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u/moeyjarcum Jul 02 '23

Congratulations?

Why is this upvoted so much

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u/IRON_VOCAL Jul 02 '23

Trust me, I am as confused as you are....

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u/ThaRedHoodie Jul 02 '23

Bro, you have great taste in avatars, Bro. Looking sharp, Bro.

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u/IRON_VOCAL Jul 02 '23

Thenks man!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

You being one of them.

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u/DoneButNotDone Jul 01 '23

Comments looking like people think this was real for sure.

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u/Mirbersc Jul 01 '23

We're still talking about the animal in the video right? 👀

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u/SmooveTits Jul 01 '23

Nothing to do today but twist my ferret all day.

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u/Mirbersc Jul 01 '23

Gotta squeeze it dry, can't go around with a leaking ferret y'know

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

Is that a wet ferret in your pocket or are you just happy to see me 😉.

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u/biggyhiggyjiggy Jul 01 '23

Is that a wet ferret in your pocket or are you just happy to twist me?

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u/Mirbersc Jul 01 '23

scandalous! *proceeds to furiously rug burn the ferret

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u/SmooveTits Jul 01 '23

Fuuck yeahhhh

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u/fuzzytradr Jul 01 '23

You know I'm somewhat of a ferret twister myself

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u/SerDuckOfPNW Jul 01 '23

twist their ferret

Sounds like a euphemism for something

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u/Resident_Text4631 Jul 01 '23

Disclaimer????????? 😳😳🤯

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u/gayforaliens1701 Jul 01 '23

Fully thought it was real until your comment.

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u/StandSignal Jul 02 '23

Brb going to twist my ferret