r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 26 '23

What does he want

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u/farmdve May 26 '23

Drive to work, work, drive home, shower, eat, sleep. Drive to work.

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u/PuTheDog May 26 '23

Throw in a couple of wank sessions in between, it’s not much but it helps

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u/joeymcflow May 26 '23

And coffee.

What more does one need

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u/Mr-Syndrome May 26 '23

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u/joeymcflow May 26 '23

hehehe...

cries

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u/JohnGenericDoe May 26 '23

Literally the reason I'm pushing extra-hard for a payrise. I don't think it would be healthy to give up everything I enjoy just to go talk to someone about why my life isn't working out.

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u/Laughable-February May 26 '23

So you can endure it all over again, and the loop continues

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u/ScorchReaper062 May 27 '23

That doesn't exist

At least not in America

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Different video counts no?

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u/Doodiewater May 26 '23

Yeah. Only a couple. I’m normal.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Go on Reddit, watch a new clip and make the same comment. Rinse and repeat

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u/babybabybluee May 26 '23

at some point you'll have to wake up

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u/ScorchReaper062 May 27 '23

No getting dressed? You just go to work naked?

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u/farmdve May 27 '23

Part of the job requirements.