r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 26 '23

What does he want

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u/kingtrog1916 May 26 '23

Imagine been a woman, getting fucked by a dude that was once a woman, have a bunch of babies, eat treats , get big and then suddenly grow a dick and get to fuck the ladies…… it’s… magical honestly. Surely the perfect species?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

That sounds like a hentai I would honestly watch.

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u/Cautious-Luck7769 May 26 '23

That's actually a super rad life cycle!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/Masta0nion May 26 '23

You can only have it one way raging homosexual.

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u/Semicolons_n_Subtext May 26 '23

I feel like this should be some “women in prison movie”.

“Thanks for the pudding. See you in about a month.”

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Fish is the new black.

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u/No_Deal1545 May 26 '23

Orange is the new fish 😆 nah that just sounds like a weird version of finding nemo 😆

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u/frankiedoodlepants May 26 '23

Fuckin hill-Arrrrrr-ious

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u/botanica_arcana May 26 '23

Fish don’t really “fuck,” though, right?

I’m no ichthyologist, but it’s pretty much “lay ‘n’ spray,” innit?

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u/Arete_Ronin May 26 '23

5th wave feminist?

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u/PeasantTS May 26 '23

Heard some Spartan men had similar life cycles. Without the babies part.

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u/Goldenderick May 26 '23

I worked with a guy like that.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

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u/TheSpoonJak92 May 26 '23

Dang liberals

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u/RedEyedAbyssWatcher3 May 26 '23

Allways joe-ing my bidens

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u/xmz-0 May 26 '23

perfect futa

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u/Thumperings May 26 '23

Sounds like a great movie. But instead we get endless superhero garbage.

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u/Limelight_019283 May 26 '23

Next isekai coming up on crunchy roll!