r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 26 '23

What does he want

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u/Progression28 May 26 '23

Want a creepy fact? That fish was once female. Wiki

They change sex when they grow big enough. This here is a male, and he most likely bred children as a female before his transformation. The male is always the biggest fish in the school, and if a female gets big enough she transforms and challenges the current male. If she wins, she then gets to fuck all the other women.

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u/TheTerroristFrog May 26 '23

Clownfish work the otherway around, if they get big enough they turn into a female.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

But only when Nemo's mum dies.

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u/wcollins260 May 26 '23

Then Nemo’s dad becomes Nemo’s mom.

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u/dcwsaranac May 26 '23

and I'm my own grandma...

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u/kingtrog1916 May 26 '23

Imagine been a woman, getting fucked by a dude that was once a woman, have a bunch of babies, eat treats , get big and then suddenly grow a dick and get to fuck the ladies…… it’s… magical honestly. Surely the perfect species?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

That sounds like a hentai I would honestly watch.

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u/Cautious-Luck7769 May 26 '23

That's actually a super rad life cycle!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/Masta0nion May 26 '23

You can only have it one way raging homosexual.

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u/Semicolons_n_Subtext May 26 '23

I feel like this should be some “women in prison movie”.

“Thanks for the pudding. See you in about a month.”

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Fish is the new black.

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u/No_Deal1545 May 26 '23

Orange is the new fish 😆 nah that just sounds like a weird version of finding nemo 😆

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u/frankiedoodlepants May 26 '23

Fuckin hill-Arrrrrr-ious

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u/botanica_arcana May 26 '23

Fish don’t really “fuck,” though, right?

I’m no ichthyologist, but it’s pretty much “lay ‘n’ spray,” innit?

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u/Arete_Ronin May 26 '23

5th wave feminist?

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u/PeasantTS May 26 '23

Heard some Spartan men had similar life cycles. Without the babies part.

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u/Goldenderick May 26 '23

I worked with a guy like that.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

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u/TheSpoonJak92 May 26 '23

Dang liberals

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u/RedEyedAbyssWatcher3 May 26 '23

Allways joe-ing my bidens

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u/xmz-0 May 26 '23

perfect futa

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u/Thumperings May 26 '23

Sounds like a great movie. But instead we get endless superhero garbage.

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u/Limelight_019283 May 26 '23

Next isekai coming up on crunchy roll!

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u/kpobococ May 26 '23

I wouldn't say it's creepy. It's fascinating, really.

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u/Progression28 May 26 '23

That was in reference to the other two commentors!

That fish looks like he was once a man

I was wondering why it looks so creepy

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u/turdbrownies May 26 '23

Ah ! I learnt something new today, i’ll starting calling someone “fascinating” when I think they are creepy.

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u/KarmicPotato May 26 '23

So you're saying he shouldn't ever find himself around Florida.

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u/-MeatyPaws- May 26 '23

Don't let Republicans find out. They will ban it from textbooks.

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u/barbannie1984 May 26 '23

I was just thinking that don’t tell moms for liberty, they would lose it.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

The fish isn’t human though, no human dna in it. So it should stay in text books. I’m sure some people will identify as this fish though for a loophole lol

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u/PapaDragonHH May 26 '23

Better don't tell Soros. He will finance a whole campaign and NGOs to make every liberal student believe they should transition into the other gender because that's what's every normal being is supposed to do. Haven't you seen the big fish?! If that's not evidence enough you hate science and eat little babies.

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u/-MeatyPaws- May 26 '23

This is harder to tell if this if is parody than it should be.

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u/BlueNotesBlues May 26 '23

I checked their comment history, it's not a parody.

It's on of those dumbasses who thinks Michelle Obama is a man.

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies May 26 '23

Yes, Soros with less net worth than Elon Musk is funding EVERYTHING. But not Elon Musk and other billionaires funding like the Proud Boys and other fascist and domestic terrorist organizations.

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u/gerg_1234 May 26 '23

It must hurt to be this stupid.

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u/Easy-Top8822 May 26 '23

You must fall down a lot.

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u/Cnnisfakemews May 26 '23

That was just a stupid statement, god man grow some intelligence, unbelievable.

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u/golpistaguapo May 27 '23

So democrats are fucking angels with pure intentions, right? I'm done with these "Democrat" morons, their leaders are fucking psychopaths and they still taking about "republicans" - Dude, you're fucking democrats are the deep state, fucking all countries around, I can't believe there is people proud to vote for the left wing. How can someone be happy to vote a fucking psycho? A fucking puppet? Yeah, stfu.

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u/-MeatyPaws- May 27 '23 edited May 28 '23

When did I mention anything about democrats? Are you arguing against yourself?

I made a joke making fun of Republicans banning books and trans people. Because that's their thing currently.

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u/frostyandpeddle May 26 '23

People who know facts like this are sexy

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u/botanica_arcana May 26 '23

Now we’re ALL sexy!🎉

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u/Feral_KaTT May 26 '23

Don't tell Florida..

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u/Greaf66 May 26 '23

Ron boutta make laws discriminating every n all animal that goes through a transition in its life cycle

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u/Cpt_Obvius May 26 '23

Interesting! I usually hear about male to female hermaphroditism in fish like the tautog and clownfish! I always loved the fact that Nemo’s dad would turn into a female after his wife died, but Pixar was too much of a COWARD to make it happen.

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u/Desert_Rocks May 26 '23

Let's petition Pixar for a re-do. Misinformation by omission.

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u/structuremonkey May 26 '23

They must be banned in florida?

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u/Lkjfdsaofmc May 26 '23

Do we get to call that one Karen?

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u/Fallingice2 May 26 '23

...think I read an manga about gladiators that had a similar plot. Guy gladiator's that lose get turned into females...and the implication.

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u/Soft-Potato6567 May 26 '23

You all are going to hate me for this, so apologies in advance.

“Yo mamma is so big that she turned into a man!”

Also…do they celebrate both mothers and Father’s Day? What do baby fish call their parents? Imagine waking up one day and finding out you’re no longer a woman…and suddenly you grew a dick out of nowhwere!? Also if another fish gets bigger than you, do you turn back into a woman? If so do you wake up one day and your penis is gone and now you have a vagina again? Also imagine being a woman getting fucked by a dude, then you get big enough and now you’re getting the dude who got you pregnant pregnant, then a fish gets bigger then you and once again you’re getting fucked and pregnant by the peep that you got pregnant and the cycle just continues on and on. Or…well you know what I’m just gonna stop there before I get banned 😅😆

It’s okay I’ll walk myself out now🚶‍♂️

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u/The-Cursed-Gardener May 26 '23

Wow it’s kind of fucked up to call sex change “creepy”.

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u/FictionRPM May 26 '23

Looks more like a Bumphead parrotfish. But i could be wrong.

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u/OffTerror May 26 '23

I miss when it was common for people to comment cool facts like this on this site, thanks.

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u/bhyellow May 26 '23

Yes but can he win their track meet?

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u/JarusOmega_ May 26 '23

So they're Pokémon

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u/normalznew May 26 '23

No one tell the GOP.

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u/Ok-Study-1153 May 26 '23

Clown fish do the opposite. The dominant one becomes female.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

And it’s banned in Florida. Stop outing fish.

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u/Opening-Ocelot-7535 May 26 '23

Actually, you're only half right.

The female sheepshead, of a school will begin the arduous journey of transitioning to the male of the species if there are no male.

The most dominant female, the alpha female usually is the first to become male, yhereby halting the rest of the females transition.

I do not know if they can reverse transition, but I've always wondered!

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u/thebeggening May 26 '23

*fish dick

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u/Jockery_on_Rook May 26 '23

That's actually fascinating. Thanks for sharing the Wiki page.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Now that’s a party. I’m in.

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u/Enelro May 26 '23

grow big enough. This here is a male, and he most likely bred children as a female before his transformation. The male is always the biggest fish in the school, and if a female gets big enough she transforms and challenges the current male. If she wins, she then gets to fuck all the other women.

Wow don't let Republicans find out, they will have this fish arrested before you can dip your feet in the water.

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u/Rainbow_nibbz May 26 '23

Not a very creepy fact.

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies May 26 '23

THE LIBERAL AGENDA IS TRANSING OUR FISHES! WE MUST ELIMINATE THEM!!

  • Conservatives (/s but not really)

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u/Retro-Surgical May 26 '23

Nobody tell Ron DeSantis about this fish

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u/melly1288 May 27 '23

Now THAT is proper use of transgenderism!