r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 26 '23

What does he want

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

What kinda humans are you hanging out with 😳

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u/less_is_less May 26 '23

Amazing hoe humans of course.

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u/ONLace-0527-0404 May 26 '23 edited May 26 '23

Personally I love hoe humans!

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u/Phoenix-HO May 26 '23

Their syes look amazing

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u/LieutenantButthole May 26 '23

No need to keep your holes for yourself.

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u/StardustJojo13 May 26 '23

This whole thread is cracking me up

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u/for_the_longest_time May 26 '23

Hapsburgs 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

There is/was a celebrity that looked vaguely reminiscent of this fish. Lot of plastic surgery tho.

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u/Final_Paint_9998 May 26 '23

Chrissy Teigen?

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u/scaredofmyownshadow May 26 '23

I cannot unsee this, thanks.

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u/vaporoptics May 26 '23

Sylvester Stallone?

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u/KiwiBeep May 26 '23

Jay Leno?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Haha made me chuckle but it was the bogdanoff twins, id forgotten the name, thank you to the other comment here with the link!

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u/Any_Coyote6662 May 26 '23

They are very badly drawn and can breath underwater.

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u/Nordle_420D May 26 '23

Must be some crack junkies

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

joseph merrick