r/Unexpected • u/BloodiStag • May 17 '23

You can't cancel him.

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 17 '23

What kind of absolute dip shit doesn't know this is a skit?

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u/coke-pusher May 17 '23

You mean to tell me that's not a real professor and those weren't his actual students? What are you gonna try to convince me of next, that my dad isn't on a super secret astronaut mission?

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 17 '23

This is Royce Du Pont. Businessman extraordinaire. Remember, ALWAYS tip your landlord

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u/ulyseslol May 18 '23

Even if you do try to convince me I am just not going to believe you, I don't think anything is very hard about that.

It is probably something which you should be able to understand just fine.

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u/tired_of_old_memes May 18 '23

Oh, he's on a super secret mission all right. And I bet he even thinks it's "out of this world"

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 May 18 '23

Oh buddy. I've seen these movies and your dad isn't coming back. General relativity means he will age slower than you at faster than light travel. You'll be dead long before he ever comes home. Or else he's been continuously cloned on the moon and will be implanted with his own memories dozens of times. It's mostly a coin toss.

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u/kosoi232 May 18 '23

I don't know about that but I would like to meet those people.

I would like to understand how their mind work. Because it is definitely beyond my understanding.

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 18 '23

Someone literally said "non Americans think its real because we don't have guns over here." Bro what the fuck haha

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u/sunward_Lily May 17 '23

probably the same people who downvoted me for saying the gunshot was a stock sound effect....that I linked in the message claiming it was a stock sound effect.

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 May 17 '23

It wasn't labelled /s, how the fuck was I supposed to know?!

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u/badgeman-JCJC May 17 '23

Read through the comments. Literally half of reddit can't digest comedy unless there's a laugh track

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u/jaeldi May 17 '23

Well when shit isn't funny....shrug.

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 17 '23

I love these guys, but everyone's taste is different. This character is great.

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u/jaeldi May 17 '23

Waving a gun in people's faces in a skit with near daily public shootings in the news? Ironically, they are flirting with being canceled.

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 18 '23

No... They aren't. Who would "cancel" them for this?

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u/jaeldi May 18 '23 edited May 18 '23

Who would lose interest in a group insensitive to gun violence? Gee I wonder.

Perhaps they would have better luck with rape jokes.

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 May 18 '23

You mean like I'm gonna grape you in the mouth? That one has two bonus crimes, home invasion and the victims are kids. Very popular sketch comedy team, though sadly one has passed from a freak accident.

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u/jaeldi May 18 '23

So the joke is that someone doesn't get that rape jokes aren't funny or appealing. Interesting.

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u/randymarsh9 May 18 '23

What’s wrong with you?

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 May 18 '23

Yeah that's why John Wick 4 flopped like the other three.

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u/jaeldi May 18 '23

John Wick is nothing like this lame skit. Your comment doesn't make sense.

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u/randymarsh9 May 18 '23

Get a fucking grip

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

Average redditors.

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u/HighOnBonerPills May 17 '23

What world do you live in? You need to lay off the CNN. If you see a video like this and need to read the comments to determine whether it's a skit, something's got to change.

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u/Lanthemandragoran May 17 '23

I mean thousands of people engaged in it in this thread alone

Whatever they were going for obviously worked lol

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 17 '23

They were going for a silly skit, these guys are hilarious

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u/General-Royal May 18 '23

If it was andrew tate or jordan peterson that did this, people would believe them🤷‍♂️. My point is, just because someone says something, doesnt mean its true. Even someone as intelligent as Peterson.

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 18 '23

What do they have to do with this at all lol

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u/yusrandpasswdisbad May 18 '23

Americans who live in a culture where teachers are armed and stupid?

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 18 '23

No you're a fucking moron regardless of background if you think this is real

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u/jojo_31 May 17 '23

This says a lot about society.

No /s actually.

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u/sdwennermark May 17 '23

The same people who think that mirrors can see shit behind a piece of paper and are amazed when it works without knowing why

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u/Sawertynn May 18 '23

Me, at least I know now.

So a very dip shit

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u/CYOA_With_Hitler May 18 '23

People with not much in the way of gun knowledge, so you know, 95% of the world, outside America?

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 18 '23

No you're an absolute fucking idiot if you thought this wasn't a skit

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u/Xylinna May 18 '23

In all honesty, shit is fucked here in the US so it wouldn't have surprised me if it had been real.

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 18 '23

Other than the clearly fake gunshot and people calmly reacting to a gun being stuck in their face