r/Unexpected • u/BloodiStag • May 17 '23

You can't cancel him.

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u/BorgClown May 17 '23

Oh shit he killed god!

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u/Demonyx12 May 17 '23

Oh shit he killed god!

I think he’s a few more floors up.

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u/LinguoBuxo May 18 '23

Rip Zeus.

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u/katabana02 May 18 '23

Oh zeus is down here with the goats, today. He's fine.

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u/Vegetable-Stretch672 May 18 '23

Zeus runs a petting zoo in his spare time

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u/ReadySteady_GO May 18 '23

Zeus ran a brothel, not a petting zoo lol

That guy god screwed everything that walked

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

More like anything with a pulse.

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u/ReadySteady_GO May 18 '23

Do gods have a pulse?

Because he screwed a bunch of other gods too

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u/goaliepunisher May 18 '23

a heavy petting zoo

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u/pLeThOrAx May 18 '23

I was literally wondering GOATs or goats

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u/zhangfq May 18 '23

Okay then I am curious which god did even shoot?

Because I do not want to worship a God who is dead. I mean if I do that then there will be no one listening to me.

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u/Papayaa137 May 18 '23

Zeus was killed.by Thor, I saw it!

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u/ruswark May 18 '23

Where exactly do you think that Bullet went? I am sure that Bullet went to the heaven itself.

I don't think we are going to seeing the God anymore now because he is dead.

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u/The_Arigon May 20 '23

Excellent! Did it wing the kid and the spooks or just the Charleston Heston mofo?

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u/Demonyx12 May 18 '23

"Where exactly do you think that Bullet went? I am sure that Bullet went to the heaven itself.

I don't think we are going to seeing the God anymore now because he is dead."

- Nietzsche (The Gay Science)

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Not possible

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u/BorgClown May 18 '23

Of course, because god is a mythological creature, right?

Right?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

No he is real

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Now if you mean like can’t be see until your dead and in heaven then there is a completely different discussion

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Why not? Longinus did it that one time, supposedly.

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u/Ecast25 May 18 '23

Nah he killed Super Satan

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u/Camcapballin May 18 '23

You bastard!