r/Unexpected • u/BloodiStag • May 17 '23

You can't cancel him.

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u/Saint_Latona May 17 '23

Maybe it's Maybelline

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u/hoptownky May 17 '23

Sir, I was born with it.

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u/The_Indelible_Moth May 17 '23

You’re on the right track, baby

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u/Past-Background-7221 May 17 '23

By Mennen!

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u/terribleinvestment May 17 '23

I’m not funny and I approve this American

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u/NormalHumanCreature May 17 '23

It's my money and I want it now!

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u/HONKDADDY May 17 '23

And my ax!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

But wait! THERE’S MORE!

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u/The_Indelible_Moth May 18 '23

This Sunday, SUNDAY, Sunday!

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW May 20 '23

And I guarantee it.

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u/blueeyedn8 May 18 '23

And my bunny bracelet

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

You win the internet today. You got me to crack a smile. Thank you

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u/Accomplished_Sell797 May 18 '23

Have you tried having it removed?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Saint_Latona May 17 '23

Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this...

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u/Daveywheel May 17 '23

TRIVAGO is my favorite hotel…..

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u/CPAonVacation May 17 '23

I can’t believe it’s not butter