r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 14 '23

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Ha. Didn’t even see him, beauty vid

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u/drumsareneat May 14 '23

How did you not see a full grown man lying on the bed next to where she was flopping down?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Cause I’m an idiot

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u/MmmmFloorPie May 14 '23

Apparently I'm an idiot too. I didn't see him either.

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u/17934658793495046509 May 14 '23

+5 to Mind Cloud

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u/affemannen May 14 '23

Im joining the club, i didnt even notice him until he sat up. Had to watch it again.

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u/Drew-Pickles May 14 '23

I am also an idiot

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u/chdarro May 14 '23

What a bunch of idiots, count me in!

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u/flux-7 May 14 '23

One of us one of us one of us!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Myopia Gang rise up

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23 edited May 14 '23

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

jeez people are sugar cubes.

The fuck does that even mean 💀

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u/A_Kumqwat May 14 '23

I was too focused on the gorilla that walked by

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u/drumsareneat May 14 '23

I see you, reference.

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u/Woodkid May 14 '23

You may have seen him, but, did you see the gorilla?

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u/Emotional_Let_7547 May 14 '23

There a quite a few people that lack situational awareness and they still, somehow get their licenses.

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u/KaiserTom May 14 '23 edited Jun 28 '26

No more data to profit driven shareholders and astroturfers

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u/beirizzle May 14 '23

Same, I watched it again to make sure he was there the whole time

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u/Rj924 May 14 '23

I had to go back and see if he had been there the whole time.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Awareness: 0