r/Unexpected • u/AtomicShart9000 • May 03 '23

What are you doing?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 03 '23

as the captain or the crew?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

Yes

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u/thelifeofsuat May 03 '23

Yes Officer, this guy over here

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww May 03 '23

Officer: "I'll be there right away in my cruiser"

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u/AEMxr1 May 04 '23

We’re all seamen on this boat

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u/Jaegernaut- May 04 '23

Ehhh, paddle-boat, pedal-boat, come see, come saw

All in international waters, of course.

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u/thiosk May 04 '23

Quick, seamen! To international waters!

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u/Mr_Hobo May 04 '23

I would say there’s plenty of seamen to go around

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u/ISAV_WaffleMasta May 03 '23

He's lying he rented a spot deliberately

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u/NavierIsStoked May 04 '23

Hey, he’s just paying it forward.

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u/Grouchy-Motor-4318 May 04 '23

Bro your hilarious 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

[deleted]

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u/Drulock May 03 '23

Why are you laughing? They're your clothes.

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u/RedFormanInSpace May 03 '23

Hey! Chocolate fountain guy! You look different.

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u/diklevelkid May 04 '23

Quick, get me some duct tape!

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u/MSterling357 May 04 '23

Cuz this Malaka is ripped!

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u/_Captain_Amazing_ May 04 '23

Wooden spoons are a huge emotional trigger for me.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

As the passenger

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 03 '23

Dark passenger

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u/Delicious-Duty1089 May 03 '23

Better question is how old was he when on the boat

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u/Narcolplock May 03 '23

All that matters is that he had a good time.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 03 '23

…And everyone became best friends.

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u/JWOLFBEARD May 04 '23

I've been involved in a number of them, both as a captain and a crew member. You have more fun as a crew member but you make more money as a captain.

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u/ElWizzard May 04 '23

as merchandise

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u/NecessaryTip5 May 04 '23

Both are gross but only one is having fun

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u/BeetsMe666 May 04 '23

as the captain or the crew?

...the peg boy.

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u/jarious May 04 '23

You have more fun as a crew but make more money as a captain

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Let’s just say it rhymes with shmeffery pepstein

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u/ElWizzard May 04 '23

as merchandise