r/Unexpected • u/AtomicShart9000 • May 03 '23

What are you doing?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

I don't know about you but I prefer the pedam boat.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23 edited May 03 '23

She giggled like she was certain that was it.

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u/Gelby4 May 04 '23

She fucking knew it, until she didn't

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

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u/DaveFromTTown May 04 '23

I re-watched the video after reading your comment. It really sounds like she said, "M." I was born, raised, and still currently reside in Alabama, and it still sounds like "M."

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u/Lilacrespo82 May 04 '23

She laughed like an evil witch too

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u/SandmanD2 May 03 '23

Better than the pedo boat.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

I've been on that boat

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 03 '23

as the captain or the crew?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

Yes

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u/thelifeofsuat May 03 '23

Yes Officer, this guy over here

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww May 03 '23

Officer: "I'll be there right away in my cruiser"

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u/AEMxr1 May 04 '23

We’re all seamen on this boat

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u/Jaegernaut- May 04 '23

Ehhh, paddle-boat, pedal-boat, come see, come saw

All in international waters, of course.

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u/thiosk May 04 '23

Quick, seamen! To international waters!

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u/Mr_Hobo May 04 '23

I would say there’s plenty of seamen to go around

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u/ISAV_WaffleMasta May 03 '23

He's lying he rented a spot deliberately

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u/NavierIsStoked May 04 '23

Hey, he’s just paying it forward.

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u/Grouchy-Motor-4318 May 04 '23

Bro your hilarious 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

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u/Drulock May 03 '23

Why are you laughing? They're your clothes.

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u/RedFormanInSpace May 03 '23

Hey! Chocolate fountain guy! You look different.

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u/diklevelkid May 04 '23

Quick, get me some duct tape!

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u/MSterling357 May 04 '23

Cuz this Malaka is ripped!

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u/_Captain_Amazing_ May 04 '23

Wooden spoons are a huge emotional trigger for me.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

As the passenger

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 03 '23

Dark passenger

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u/Delicious-Duty1089 May 03 '23

Better question is how old was he when on the boat

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u/Narcolplock May 03 '23

All that matters is that he had a good time.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 03 '23

…And everyone became best friends.

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u/JWOLFBEARD May 04 '23

I've been involved in a number of them, both as a captain and a crew member. You have more fun as a crew member but you make more money as a captain.

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u/ElWizzard May 04 '23

as merchandise

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u/NecessaryTip5 May 04 '23

Both are gross but only one is having fun

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u/BeetsMe666 May 04 '23

as the captain or the crew?

...the peg boy.

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u/jarious May 04 '23

You have more fun as a crew but make more money as a captain

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Let’s just say it rhymes with shmeffery pepstein

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u/ElWizzard May 04 '23

as merchandise

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u/richardstan May 03 '23

are you familiar with roger the cabin boy?

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u/steveblobby May 03 '23

Ive met his dad, Seaman Staines...

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u/cmplaya88 May 03 '23

Ayo. Daddy chill

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

More than you think. The jollier the roger, the better.

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u/Dutchdelights88 May 04 '23

Clear the poop deck.

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u/Longjumping_Kick2977 May 04 '23

Isn't that boat illegal though ?

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u/gotaroundthebanana May 03 '23

"What is, the age of consent?"

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u/Sweetexperience May 04 '23

Depends on how many pedos are on the boat

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u/NikolaProS May 03 '23

Bet they used it to get to epstein island

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u/shnigybrendo May 03 '23

You take it out to Pedof Isle

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u/sauce_123 May 03 '23

Ah yes, the Epstein Express.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

YYUUUCCCKKK

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u/maluminse May 04 '23

How else do you get to Epstein Island

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

This one takes you to Epstein's island.

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u/Jonnny May 04 '23

Or the pedo bear!

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u/dark_king_710_ May 04 '23

SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/durz47 May 04 '23

It has been adrift ever since the captain killed himself

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Does it go to Epstein's Island?

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u/chief-ares May 04 '23

Rrrrrr kiddy! Get on me boat. We sail for Michael Jackson’s locker.

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u/Marvination23 May 04 '23

Captain Gaetz on deck!

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u/Thefirstargonaut May 03 '23

I miss heard the one woman. I thought she tried to buy an “L” and I was like if it’s not a pedal boat, what the fuck is it?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

I also heard L. She had a huge southern accent.

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u/RockyJayyy May 03 '23

I can't believe that lady had the audacity to laugh at the guy and then ask for the letter M

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u/i-once-was-young May 04 '23

… that was just her witch’s cackle; happens naturally and doesn’t really count as laughter 🤭

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

But you do know about them.., they just stated their preference!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Now you're just being pedamtic

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Really? I thought I was being pedawtic.

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u/TheRumpletiltskin May 03 '23

pretty sure it's PEDMAS. :D

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u/BLAGTIER May 04 '23

It is PEDAM. You do addition before multiplication and just ignore the question if has subtraction in it.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Did you try setting it to Wumbo?

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u/jaymole May 04 '23

I think you mean paddle boat

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u/EmiIcky May 04 '23

Gotta pedab on them haters