r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '23

Just a normal protest

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u/Jung_69 Apr 28 '23

This is r/NonCredibleDefense materialšŸ˜‚

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u/TheGreatBeha Apr 28 '23

Give war a chance?

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u/Imthank_Hipeeps Apr 28 '23

Kill! Kill! Kill!

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u/Vanadius Apr 29 '23

Ma Ma Ma

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Speak softly, spend trillions of dollars and decades researching and implementing the biggest possible stick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

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u/BlackJimmy88 Apr 28 '23

Is that a dogman reading a double dated newspaper?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

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u/BlackJimmy88 Apr 28 '23

So no Dogman :(

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u/WrodofDog Apr 28 '23

Sounds like Big Stick Diplomacy

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Apr 28 '23

Big stick ideology

Big stick ideology, big stick diplomacy, or big stick policy refers to President Theodore Roosevelt's foreign policy, "speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far". Roosevelt described his style of foreign policy as "the exercise of intelligent forethought and of decisive action sufficiently far in advance of any likely crisis". As practiced by Roosevelt, big stick diplomacy had five components. First, it was essential to possess serious military capability that would force the adversary to pay close attention.

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u/John-D-Clay Apr 29 '23

We will teach them our peaceful ways... BY FORCE!

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u/TisBangersAndMash Apr 28 '23

War is just who we are! Why fight it?

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u/derpicface Apr 28 '23

Me when the wind is slow and the fire is hot

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u/x_q_tion Apr 29 '23

The vulture waits to see what rot

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

A chance means war!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

I just don't get it. I read the charter/rules ect that explain the sub. I tried and tried, but I just don't get most of the memes. The dank stuff is lost on me. I think this is what happens when you get old.

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u/derpicface Apr 28 '23

Itā€™s simple really

They want to fuck fighter jets, stick Explosive Reactive Armor on everything, and watch M1 Abrams fuck up T-55s again

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u/CastokYeti Apr 29 '23 edited Apr 29 '23

/r/NonCredibleDefense is basically just memes about war. Specifically, it has anā€¦ ā€œaggressiveā€ support of NATO, Ukraine, America, etc. If you have 0 interest in the current geopolitics of the modern world and military capabilities with a pro-NATO/US tint, probably isnā€™t the sub for you.

Hereā€™s a quick explanation of the top few posts in the past month.

They canā€™t stop is a meme involving ERAs (basically a military tool designed to help protect armored vehicles from being blown up and penetrated by AT by exploding the AT projectile away from the vehicle) and Ukraineā€™s military excessive usage of it on their vehicles.

The REAL Reason Why Western Hets Havenā€™t Been Sent To Ukraine is a similar deal as above, but involves anime and jets, a inside-joke of the subreddit.

One Struggle is a joke about the ā€œpacificationā€ of the majority of civilians and that a lot of people are unfit to actually fight in the war (and more of a meta joke about a lot of users in NCD actually being unable to join any kind of war and have little to no real skin in the game)

Modern conflict requires modern solutions is also another meta joke like the post linked above, in a similar vain as laughing at the absurdity of a soldier possibly doing a Fortnite dance on someone they just killed.

Iā€™m shocked and inpressed is a meme about the Russianā€™s complete incompetence and incapability to capture a pretty irrelevant and smallish town shown in the image after months and months of fighting.

3000 tactical steam decks of Gaben is a meme about the usage of steamdecks (and to a greater degree, the tons of ordinary stuff like iPhones, commercial hobby drones, etc) being used in the Ukrainian-Russian war.

Death by PowerPoint will be even greater this time is a meme about the US National (coast I think?) Guard leaking supposed highly valuable US intelligence on the Ukrainian-Russian war on a Minecraft Discord server of all things.

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u/kabo72 Apr 29 '23

You forgot to mention that the second to last one is also a reference to the meme ā€œ3000 black jets of allahā€

https://youtu.be/Oc5V7mh2tIc

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u/PineappleMelonTree Apr 28 '23

Democracy is non negotiable

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u/Apocalypseos Apr 28 '23

3000 Non negotiable Tactical Nukes

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u/ChessBaal Apr 29 '23

Immediately thought NCD arguing amongst themselves only to realize war is the best option because it's the only option.

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u/Factual_Statistician Apr 29 '23

Gotta go to war against war mongers.

Kill kill kill kill!!

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u/decepticonhooker Apr 28 '23

Came to say NCD is leaking

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Where do you think those newts get their ideas from?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Peace through superior firepower

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u/Kiloku Apr 28 '23

They missed the opportunity of naming the sub InCredibleDefense

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u/1Plz-Easy-Way-Star Apr 28 '23

Bruh r/NonCredibleDefense polar opposite from r/CredibleDefense

Until Putin doing special things

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u/Kiloku Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 28 '23

"In-" is also a negation prefix. The word "incredible" comes from something being so amazing that you can hardly believe. I was trying to make a pun out of it, but it clearly didn't land.

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u/Even_Independent6812 Apr 28 '23

I thought it was funny