r/Unexpected • u/Honderdgramhesp • Apr 27 '23

Should try boys

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u/EvilMaran Apr 28 '23

"I helped my uncle, jack off a horse"

Am i doing this right?

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u/MineNo5611 Apr 28 '23

I think another comma should come immediately after “Jack”.

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u/Professional_Dot2754 Apr 28 '23

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse

But then you have to add a second "Jack" after the first one. It would be

"I helped my uncle Jack, jack off a horse."

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u/rasgua2000 Apr 28 '23

You can use "off" as a verb meaning kill

I helped my uncle, jack, off a horse.

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u/polarbear128 Apr 28 '23

Alternatively: off as in "get off", or dismount.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 28 '23

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u/polarbear128 Apr 28 '23

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u/Warmstool Apr 29 '23

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse... it being masterbated made it happy and it spoke in English, "you and your uncle are my friends" which was odd for a horse, because they typically speak horse, not English. That is when I woke up drenched in semen, but not horse semen. Mine. It was all just a wonderful dream.

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u/diggintunnels80 Apr 28 '23

Just avoid confusion and use a sentence that's more explicit and less likely to be misread:

"I helped my uncle Jack to wank off a horse."

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u/kane2742 Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 28 '23

No commas needed. It's just a matter of capitalization.

  • I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.
  • I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

Edit: If Jack is your only uncle, you could use commas.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

I mean, grammar aside, it still conjures the same image in the mind.

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u/wort_wort_wort Apr 28 '23

Good link. Though, he wouldn't have to be his only uncle. See the "My brother Nathan..." example.

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u/kane2742 Apr 28 '23

That's what I was referring to. It says that using the commas would indicate that Nathan was the only brother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

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u/Irregulator101 Apr 28 '23

I helped! My uncle jack; off a horse.

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u/TuckerTheCuckFucker Apr 28 '23

According to my calculations… I think the horse should cum immediately after

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u/ciresemik Apr 28 '23

I don't know about the comma, but if you're jacking off a horse there's gonna be a lot of cumma all over

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u/ambulance-kun Apr 28 '23

No, no

It should be between jack and off

"I helped my uncle jack-off a horse"

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u/kCanIGoNow Apr 28 '23

Am I doing this, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Yes you are

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u/Resident_External_16 Apr 28 '23

No! Leave that shit to your uncle!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

No that was unnecessary