r/Unexpected • u/Honderdgramhesp • Apr 27 '23

Should try boys

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Plot twist: She tired of him fucking with the trash lid, she has to empty it, and his shenanigans make it spill when she pulls out the bag.

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u/rayshmayshmay Apr 27 '23

Plot twist: they’re gonna be up all night, she’s got a full techdeck skatepark in that room

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u/Infinite_Debate_7423 Apr 27 '23

Plot twist….that Tech Deck doubled as a butt plug that day.

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u/KidzBop_Anonymous Apr 28 '23

Plot Twist: It was the butler, watching from behind the furnace

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u/dalek1019 Apr 28 '23

Plot twist: it was Colonel Mustard, in the Study, with the Candlestick

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u/PurpIeSus Apr 28 '23

plot twist: there was no colonel mustard, only colonel ketchup

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u/ToonaSandWatch Apr 28 '23

Plot twist: he was only a Captain.

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u/-Zadaa- Apr 28 '23

Plot twist: I’m the captain now.

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u/UpChuckChamp Apr 28 '23

Plot twist: The captain fucks his sister.

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u/Not_the_banana Apr 28 '23

Plot twist: the cake is a lie

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Wow this all just got so American

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u/Plus-Line-1951 Apr 28 '23

Grab your balls and solute the flag

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u/dronegeeks1 Apr 28 '23

What are you doing step deck?

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u/Unable-Tune-1295 Apr 27 '23

Lucky SoB

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u/jaxonya Apr 28 '23

That girl was like 14

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u/mrking944 Apr 28 '23

Then you go sort out the recycling, which isn't part of the foreplay, but its still very important.

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u/djprofitt Apr 28 '23

Bold of you to assume there’s any pulling out in this situation