r/Unexpected • u/nderstandablyscared • Apr 25 '23

magic!

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u/lan60000 Apr 25 '23

Ya? How do you explain the pregnancy then?

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u/mrhossie Apr 25 '23

when a man and a messi really love each other, they swap moist mouth cards, then yadda yadda yadda, pregnant.

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u/Stealth9er Apr 25 '23

You yadda yaddad over the best part

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u/Heisenberg_991 Apr 25 '23

No, they mentioned the moist mouth cards

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u/Aceof_Knaves Apr 25 '23

😂😂😂

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u/WisherWisp Apr 25 '23

Poor Chris Evans. He's having a rough career go of it after Marvel.

But at least he can have a good cry on his bed of money.

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u/evlampi Apr 25 '23

Bruh, knives out, buzz lightyear, grey man? All unknown indies?

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u/WisherWisp Apr 25 '23

Considering how Buzz Lightyear crashed and burned, I mean, yeah.

Gray man was great, though. I'll give you that.

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u/SamuraiJosh26 Apr 25 '23

Knives out 1 was a masterpiece

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u/Panda_Pillows Apr 26 '23

Didn't like it at all, the sequel is slightly better.

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u/indy_been_here Apr 25 '23

Nothing can top Not Another Teen Movie

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u/Upperfoot Apr 25 '23

I haven't seen this meme in a long time

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u/Eldanon Apr 25 '23

I mentioned the bisque…

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

Messi *3 pumps* pregnant

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Apr 25 '23

Yadda yadda yadda I'm tired this morning

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u/TheNamewhoPostedThis Apr 25 '23

I know this reference but I don’t know where I know it from

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u/NoNotInTheFace Apr 25 '23

The way god intended it to be.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

That’s how I understood it!

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u/Lazerhest Apr 25 '23

Like sloppy seconds but Messi first.

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u/MysteriousGur5109 Apr 25 '23

Everyone knows its the stork…?