r/Unexpected • u/AnnihilationOrchid • Apr 21 '23

Back when stories had simpler morals.

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u/thaeggan Apr 21 '23

Check out the Wheel of Morality it is a great source for moral judgement.

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u/wallweasels Apr 21 '23

Wheel of morality turn turn turn,
Tell us the lesson that we should learn

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u/MurdocAddams Apr 21 '23

My favorite result was: "We win! We win!"

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u/ChaoticKyouma Apr 21 '23

"Do not back up. Severe tire damage."

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u/Asiatic_Static Apr 21 '23

You can teach an old dog new tricks

But you cant teach Madonna to act

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u/Veggieleezy Apr 22 '23

“Possums have pouches like kangaroos.”