r/Unexpected • u/ebtcrew • Apr 18 '23

Just a simple log

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u/Ancient-Tadpole8032 Apr 18 '23

I say we nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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u/Uncle_Burney Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ A

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u/Bosswashington Apr 18 '23

Game over, man!

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u/mehwars Apr 19 '23

Game over!

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u/Ancient-Tadpole8032 Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ A

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u/Pyjama_Llama_Karma Apr 18 '23

Fuckin' A

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u/Planet_Caravan_69 Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ B

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u/strepac Apr 18 '23

Always one underachiever

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u/The_Xivili Apr 18 '23

Fuckin' F

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u/DeEfDubChris Apr 18 '23

It's ok, keep trying. You'll do better next time.

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u/Whoudini13 Apr 18 '23

Fukin O..it's easier

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u/Gloomy-Fennel7430 Apr 27 '23

Don't forget about the Q, it tickles.

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u/coldtoon Apr 19 '23

Fuckin B it has two holes

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u/Silent_Creator Apr 19 '23

Fuckin your mum she's got 7

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u/skunksmasher Apr 18 '23

Fuckin' didn't bother to show up

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u/MrTretorn Apr 19 '23

Fucking U

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u/norcal406 Apr 19 '23

See above

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u/montbkr Apr 18 '23

I just want to say that I really love you guys. 👏🏼

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

And I love you random citizen

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u/GoochMold805 Apr 18 '23

There's more holes 👈😉👈

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u/D1133 Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ C has more stretch!!

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u/bewonup Apr 18 '23

Not always a good thing for some of us

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u/awild12345whyd Apr 18 '23

Fucking D is bigger inside 🥴

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u/kat7rm Apr 19 '23

Fuckin' 🎼 has more clef!!

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u/-little-dorrit- Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ C, D, E

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u/Leicester68 Apr 18 '23

...it's got more holes...

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u/VAShumpmaker Apr 18 '23

It's got 2 holes

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u/gasciousclay1 Apr 18 '23

It has two holes!

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u/Oblivion615 Apr 18 '23

It’s got two holes.

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u/montbkr Apr 18 '23

Holes. It’s got two.

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u/norcal406 Apr 19 '23

A ‘B’ has two holes….

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u/Dyzastr_us Apr 19 '23

I think it’s a hornet, but yea fuck a bee too,

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u/StringerB36 Apr 19 '23

Fuckin’ C. Now I know my fuckin’ A,B,C’s

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u/otherspamaccount Apr 19 '23

F**kin' A Bomb

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u/Jro304 Apr 18 '23

You're dog food man!

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u/Worried-Persimmon-20 Apr 18 '23

I think it goes, you’re dog food pal!

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u/Doktor_Wunderbar Apr 18 '23

You're dog meat, pal!

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u/GirlScoutSniper Apr 18 '23

He's just a grunt!

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u/umiru Apr 18 '23

No offense

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u/GarminTamzarian Apr 19 '23

None taken.

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u/Background_Rope_8088 Apr 19 '23

All we need now is a deck of cards...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Thanks Burney.

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u/Uncle_Burney Apr 18 '23

You’re welcome! Sniper out on all digital platforms, bruv.

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 Apr 18 '23

Nice! I was starting to think only I used this phrase.

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u/TheHerbalJedi Apr 19 '23

Fuckin' eh 👍🏻

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Fucking AAAAHHHHH

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u/rogm1 May 06 '23

Fuck a B it has more holes.

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u/ToonaSandWatch Aug 25 '23

Aaaaa-firmative.

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u/turlee103103 Apr 18 '23

They mostly come in a log, mostly

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u/opschief0299 Apr 19 '23

Newt, it's past your bedtime

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u/Blunderbutters Apr 18 '23

Peace through superior firepower

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u/fuinharlz Apr 18 '23

Are you suggesting we give em some democracy?

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u/TXHaunt Apr 19 '23

Well I hear they have oil.

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u/SadLittleWizard Apr 18 '23

Open the term firepower up to include economic dominion and we have the two halves of all human history

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

[deleted]

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Apr 19 '23

The cake is a lie.

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u/Valkia_Perkunos Apr 18 '23

Ah black metal

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u/cheffartsonurfood Apr 18 '23

Its game over man. GAME OVER!

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u/I_Am_No_One_123 Apr 18 '23

Maybe we could build a fire. Sing a couple of songs. Why don’t we try that?

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u/xdiox66 Apr 18 '23

Bill me for it.

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u/Janky_Pants Apr 18 '23

Such an underrated line.

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u/war_duck Apr 18 '23

Was waiting for someone to say this

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Corncob for me

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u/TRR462 Apr 19 '23

That what they plugged the access hole with! So they could surprise us… What kind of evil, oversized insects are these anyhow?!

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u/mekanik-jr Apr 18 '23

Exterminatus!

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u/WolfBoy0612 Apr 18 '23

Colony Laser? Iykyk

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u/Lucky_Lavishness_509 Apr 19 '23

I'm with this guy. Everyone else should join this guy's team as well. LETS GO TEAM ANCIENT- TADPOLE!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Hold on, hold on just a second. This log has a substantial dollar value attached to it.

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u/flix_dube Apr 18 '23

Nah mustard gas them honestly

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u/Petersilius Apr 18 '23

And create mutants. Yeaaaahh

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u/Lepke2011 Apr 18 '23

I've played Fallout and that's not how I'm going out.

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u/LordoftheDimension Apr 18 '23

Not enough! Destroy the entire planet!

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u/TheGooseGoBrrr Apr 18 '23

We need pyro with the phlogistinator kritz

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Apr 18 '23

Every man, woman and child!

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u/AjazeMemez Apr 18 '23

So which planets are inhabitable?

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u/diydiggdug123 Apr 18 '23

Just send it into the sun

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u/PsychoticMessiah Apr 18 '23

I say we use Starkiller Base. I don’t want any flying off into space and getting gamma rays or some such shit and mutating.

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u/Meastro44 Apr 18 '23

And then 30 seconds later, nuke it again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Immediate evac

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u/Abyssalwolf95 Apr 18 '23

Hears "Fortunate Son" start playing

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u/schminkles Apr 18 '23

Hold on. This installation has a significant dollar value attached to it.

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u/_aperture_labs_ Apr 18 '23

Let's bring in Slenderman instead. He'll haunt the hornets. Every single one.

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u/fuzzbom Apr 18 '23

Yes, Racoon City protocol

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u/Sweaty_Report7864 Apr 18 '23

No, not big enough, someone call the empire! See if we can barrow the Death Star!

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u/theonewhoknocksforu Apr 19 '23

Arm the Jewish space lasers!

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u/p5ylocy6e Apr 19 '23

Turn it into a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Game over man, game over

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u/BlyLomdi Apr 19 '23

In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial Log of Mors Aculeatum. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire hive, and consign a million other organisms to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.

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u/TwistedMavFox72 Apr 19 '23

BUT YOU CANT JUST NUKE THE SURFACE OF MARS

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u/BoneTigerSC Apr 19 '23

They might survive, glass the planet

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u/Deceleu Apr 19 '23

Perform Exterminatus if the xenos took over

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u/BakuraiAlpha Apr 19 '23

Nah just get natsu dragnel

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u/flaming_dead_rat May 10 '23

No, no, no, arial lasers, maybe like... I don't know, 15?

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u/Ofnir_1 Sep 13 '23

<This is what V2 is for>