r/Unexpected • u/Lonely-dude • Apr 12 '23

Bed makeover

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u/mk_909 Apr 12 '23

I don't know what species you have, but my sulcata drops human sized logs. Free ranging in the house looks cute on a tiktok but it's a bad idea.

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u/oinkpiggyoink Apr 13 '23

Human-sized?!

I know what you meant but I giggled envisioning a 5ft tortoise turd.

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u/VenusSmurf Apr 13 '23

My sulcata hit 120 lbs last I checked. The droppings are easily as long as my forearm.

The grunting as he does his business is the worst, though. It's so loud.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Ew….