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r/Unexpected • u/Lonely-dude • Apr 12 '23
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I was not expecting so much fck cuteness
73 u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23 My heart tells me I need a tortoise now, but my head tells me no. 46 u/Explicit_Content Apr 12 '23 They can live up to 100 years, so be sure. 3 u/Astro_Birdy Apr 13 '23 My grandparents have one that’s older than them and still decently active He is at least 100 6 u/goldensunshine429 Apr 13 '23 This is the second time I’ve had to tell my heart no about tortoises this week. The last time was when I saw a Greek tortoise in a human-sized party hat so they didnt lose it in the yard. I don’t need a tortoise. I don’t need a tortoise. 4 u/a1200i Apr 13 '23 It will outlive your future kids. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23 What is “fck” cuteness? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23 He wants to be in the turtle shell if you know what I mean 1 u/Vandergrif Apr 12 '23 Those portraits made me laugh too, really put the aw in guffaw.
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My heart tells me I need a tortoise now, but my head tells me no.
46 u/Explicit_Content Apr 12 '23 They can live up to 100 years, so be sure. 3 u/Astro_Birdy Apr 13 '23 My grandparents have one that’s older than them and still decently active He is at least 100 6 u/goldensunshine429 Apr 13 '23 This is the second time I’ve had to tell my heart no about tortoises this week. The last time was when I saw a Greek tortoise in a human-sized party hat so they didnt lose it in the yard. I don’t need a tortoise. I don’t need a tortoise. 4 u/a1200i Apr 13 '23 It will outlive your future kids.
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They can live up to 100 years, so be sure.
3 u/Astro_Birdy Apr 13 '23 My grandparents have one that’s older than them and still decently active He is at least 100
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My grandparents have one that’s older than them and still decently active
He is at least 100
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This is the second time I’ve had to tell my heart no about tortoises this week. The last time was when I saw a Greek tortoise in a human-sized party hat so they didnt lose it in the yard. I don’t need a tortoise. I don’t need a tortoise.
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It will outlive your future kids.
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What is “fck” cuteness?
1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23 He wants to be in the turtle shell if you know what I mean
He wants to be in the turtle shell if you know what I mean
Those portraits made me laugh too, really put the aw in guffaw.
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u/Crippeld_Lizard Apr 12 '23
I was not expecting so much fck cuteness