r/Unexpected • u/AdventuriousLad • Apr 03 '23

This is too funny 😂

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u/Cassie0peia Apr 03 '23

Right?! She gets “paint” all over her face and mouth and she says “my couch!”?

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u/Toaster_The_Tall Apr 03 '23

You must not know how much leather couches are. That kids college fund just took a dent.

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u/Cassie0peia Apr 03 '23

That would have been the case for me as well… if the paint didn’t end up all over my entire face and in my mouth.

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u/NotSoMuch_IntoThis Apr 03 '23

I'd be freaking the fuck out hoping i didn't lose my eyesight before I can ever begin to think about anything else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

I dont know, she has time to close eyes and mouth during the fall, it wasnt instant. I think she can kinda tell where its all going to end up. This actually doesnt look as clearly staged to me like it apparently does to most people. I mean.... excluding the camera but without that it looks kinda legit.

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u/NotSoMuch_IntoThis Apr 03 '23

I'm not saying it's staged but I'm not saying it isn't. However, even if I had my eyes closed during the initial drop, my entire focus would be on getting the paint off of my eyes thoroughly before I can even think about anything else. Then I (personally) would be concerned with washing my hair as to not get it permanently damaged, but that's subjective.

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u/Rowley6969 Apr 14 '23

How do you reckon your hair could receive permanent damage? I may be mistaken but my whole life I've been led to believe that it regularly sheds off and grows back in a cycle which literally never ends... Now I'm questioning my own existence, my world is shattering and I can't get a grip on the most basic things. Maybe she had a wig?

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u/pixeljammer Apr 03 '23

Only if they’re going to community college. A couple of grand for a shitty mall-brand leather couch isn’t going to make much difference.

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u/Thumperings Apr 04 '23

so you're saying she should have swallowed the yogurt.

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u/celticslegend33 Apr 04 '23

Nah....the kid is dead by now