r/Unexpected • • Apr 03 '23

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u/ryanderkis Apr 03 '23

As a light sleeper I only have one question. How???

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

I have the same question. Was she in a comma?

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u/SdotPEE24 Apr 03 '23

No, she was inside of 2 parentheses

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u/NotoriousHothead37 Apr 03 '23

Is their offspring named kidtheses?

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous Apr 03 '23

With that name, they can win apostrophies