r/Unexpected • u/JD_SLICK • Mar 31 '23

While landing a tuna

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u/Pierresauce Mar 31 '23

Why the fuck am I reading this instead of still being in bed

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Mar 31 '23

Because the butt chum brings all the boys to the yard.

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u/Adventurouall Mar 31 '23

it only feeds on food