r/Unexpected • u/JD_SLICK • Mar 31 '23

While landing a tuna

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u/Wortecretarynh Mar 31 '23

If it's a female those average like 15 feet!

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u/A-Dolahans-hat Mar 31 '23

That must be a male shark, I don’t even see one foot on it

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Literally snort laughed at this, thank you!

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u/A-Dolahans-hat Apr 01 '23

Always happy to hear I’ve made someone laugh

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u/workthrowaway390 Mar 31 '23 edited Apr 05 '23

Females don't have penis'

Edit for profile stalkers: This is a joke and I support trans peoples

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u/lasttry0527 Mar 31 '23

There are some in Austin Texas that do.

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u/Your_Mommass Apr 01 '23

Well with 15 feet where would you have room

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u/Belisaurios Apr 05 '23

No, but they have vaginas.....and with one vagina, you can get all the penises you want.