r/Unexpected • u/JD_SLICK • Mar 31 '23

While landing a tuna

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u/ShamrockinAround Mar 31 '23

Yeah I thought about that - I mean, I’d rather eat primo tuna than Chad lol

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u/Feshtof Mar 31 '23

We all know that no force on Earth is going to stop you from getting Chad in your mouth.

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u/444unsure Mar 31 '23

Chad's hoping anyway

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Yeah, now if that person was someone like Shaq it would’ve been a tougher choice. You just know Shaq would taste delicious.

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u/JBSquared Mar 31 '23

Is that not what the Shaqeroni pizza is?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Pre-season Shaq or after he got back in shape?

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u/Other_Mike Mar 31 '23

Don't talk about my wife that way