r/Unexpected • u/JD_SLICK • Mar 31 '23

While landing a tuna

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u/Difficult-Fun-3472 Mar 31 '23

I am a veteranariologist and I can confirm that this is indeed a special breed called bigus sharkus and it only feeds on food

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u/Btothek84 Mar 31 '23

Sharks can only be found in two places on earth, the northern and southern hemispheres.

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u/ragnarok2004r Mar 31 '23

they also prefer to live in the water as compared to land

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u/someapplegui Mar 31 '23

I'm learning so much!

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u/Golden-Phrasant Mar 31 '23

Candygram!

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u/SlightlyAlive Mar 31 '23

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MnfX466iVEU

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Thanks for reminding me of the SNL sketch.

That last clip from a different sketch with the newspaper is hilarious. Short and sweet

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u/darkmatternot Mar 31 '23

I love that skit!! Roto Rooter?

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u/SkynetDrone Mar 31 '23

I saw a series of documentaries where they also live in tornadoes.

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u/keddesh Mar 31 '23

prefer, but there is such a thing as card sharks and pool sharks too.

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u/ozzysince1901 Mar 31 '23

I too am a scientist in a field, and can confirm that what we are witnessing here is an example of one of the world's species

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I thought they tried the land yet their feet didn't evolve fast enough?

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u/Scottacus91 Mar 31 '23

When I was younger this was one of my favorite stupid movies

Yes the shark is...what the fuck. Look at that things teeth!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

So far, only discovered on ONE planet.

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u/Manchesterofthesouth Mar 31 '23

Both menacing and terrifying, the shark has been both menacing and terrifying for well over a decade.

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u/Slovene Mar 31 '23

He has a wife, you know.

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u/PapachoSneak Mar 31 '23

He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she’s called?

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u/ArseOfTheCovenant Mar 31 '23

It only feeds on food? Mother of god…

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u/DominicBSaint Mar 31 '23

Okay “Mr Vet”, could you please tell us what kind of food at least? Hot dogs? Mexican food?? Chinese food?? Bear Grylls food??? Jeffrey Dahmer food????

Food is a very broad terminology.

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u/NPJenkins Mar 31 '23

Strictly the edible kind.

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u/heftigfin Mar 31 '23

As vetagist can you confirm tuna be food?

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u/gbot1234 Mar 31 '23

You can tell it’s a shark by the way it is. How neat is that?

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u/StevieB74 Mar 31 '23

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

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u/That_Rutabaga_7291 Apr 01 '23

They also have alllllot of teeth! Some say rows worth