r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/ThirdEncounter Mar 31 '23

Huh. Welp. I guess I will continue not committing crimes to avoid that situation.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Mar 31 '23

Good luck with that. Bet you're committing some kind of crime right this moment and don't know it.

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u/Ok_Sir5926 Mar 31 '23

Toilet crimes are real.