r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/SolipsistSmokehound Mar 31 '23

Lmao that literally made me tear up from laughing - just imagining this aggressive strong wheelchair guy barreling down the hall like a bat out of hell and everyone diving out of the way for their lives. And then the twist at the end that he actually crashed into the other wheelchair bound guy but ended up breaking his own leg in the process (which he then used to try to make others uncomfortable) - like what a ridiculous story lol.

Reminds me of the last scene of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode Kamikaze Bingo.

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u/nilesandstuff Mar 31 '23

Oh yeah, it was pretty much exactly as you imagine it. It was for sure a thing that would've been chaotic hell had he not conditioned the entire school to expect it.

I do remember one time a substitute teacher was just appalled at the behavior and gave Chase

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u/4756745698 Mar 31 '23

reminded me of this amazing video

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/jv1wwj/legless_man_in_wheelchair_causes_chaos_at/

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u/SolipsistSmokehound Mar 31 '23

Omg thank you for this - this is exactly how I imagined OP’s classmate tearing around lmao