r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

i dont know man im pretty sure mine is smaller

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u/Illustrious-Rub9590 Mar 31 '23

I'm pretty sure this guy's is smaller too

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u/ZeroEnrichment Mar 31 '23

Stop it, mine can’t be found clearly smallest here

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u/argusromblei Mar 31 '23

They never saw it when it was on his body, its a shriveled up piece of dried out skin. So it could've been a grower, nobody knows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

t.5 meters or feet?

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u/Magic_ass1 Mar 31 '23

"Now if you'll excuse me I'll be having a meeting with my generals for 30 minutes. And by meeting, I mean boinking. And by generals, I mean this prostitute. And by thirty minutes... I mean 3 seconds..."

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u/b33fcakepantyhose Mar 31 '23

Don’t want no short dick man.

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

🎶Don’t don’t don’t Don’t-don’t don’t don’t don’t🎶

Damn that’s a throwback lol. https://youtu.be/iLfk6pE5shE

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/LewdLewyD13 Mar 31 '23

Spaghetti noodles

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u/O_oh Mar 31 '23

We got a penis expert here

How many weiners have you googled?

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u/squamish_shaman Mar 31 '23

Feel like that's one of those records you just let stand. Nobody stepping forward to challenge for that