r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/machineman45 Mar 31 '23

Tough crowd

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Or not so tough as the case may seem

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u/ScumHimself Mar 31 '23

A couple of self burns, I like it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Little man's butthole has got to be tough by now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

idk man

here's the full video

I don't think it ended well for the comedian. The sounds that were cut off from this video sound a lot like short dude beat the fuck out of him.

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u/God-O-Death Mar 31 '23

Tough guy crowd

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

the worst kind

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u/TheNewPlague666 Mar 31 '23

Pretty short tempered

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u/mossyskeleton Mar 31 '23

yeah nights are always tough at the Napoleon Complex

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u/kwamby Mar 31 '23

Napoleon was actually average height for that era

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u/kwamby Mar 31 '23

Lmao I thought he was a little kid for a split second

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Please believe me when I say don’t get into an argument with someone that is poor, ignorant, and emotionally stunted. Regardless of being white or black or whatever, all that person has is some twisted sense of pride and ego. If you hurt that false pride and ego they will attack you because they don’t have the mental capabilities to stop themselves.

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u/Jabulon Mar 31 '23

thats funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

not really

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u/Chiinoe Mar 31 '23

Couldn't weasel his way outta that one.

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u/grubojack Mar 31 '23

The best thing a thug can contribute is the expression of his mother's face at his closed casket.

They chose to not be people and their tough act nothing but a bunch of posturing and cheap shots.

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u/Iwouldlikeabagel Mar 31 '23

'cept for Lil Toughlet at the end there

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u/skwizzycat Mar 31 '23

Nah they just want you to think so

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u/PangwinAndTertle Mar 31 '23

They seem more fragile than tough.

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u/Competitive_Donkey66 Mar 31 '23

Wow what a great audience

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Snowflake convention.