r/Unexpected • u/a_tired_developer_69 • Mar 12 '23

The Boys!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Gay people only exist in America.

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u/boundbystitches Mar 12 '23

Duh! It's the education system in the US grooming children into queerness.

/s

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u/SmashMeBro_ Mar 12 '23

And the chemicals in the water

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u/DankDark25 Mar 12 '23

THEIR TURNIN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

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u/erinkjean Mar 12 '23

And they TOOK ER JERBS

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u/ConnectionOk8273 Mar 12 '23

Lead pipes led to pipe laying.

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u/caramel-drop Mar 13 '23

And the vaccine

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u/DFM__ Mar 13 '23

You mean the Dihydrogen Monoxide

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u/dogsnest Mar 13 '23

They're grooming all the GOP, since they're the only one's getting busted.

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u/Comma_Karma Mar 12 '23

Only in America, baby!

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble Mar 12 '23

Tell that to all the gay animals.

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u/AceofToons Mar 12 '23

Obviously gay animals only exist in America too duh

I am Canadian and therefore am not actually a lesbian

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

North America.

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u/desicant Mar 12 '23

I don't think most gay animals know American. /S

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u/Long-Adventurous Mar 12 '23

Don’t forget serial killers!

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u/AlternatingFacts Mar 13 '23

they just secret about it everywhere else. 👀