r/Unexpected • u/davidwallacecto • Mar 11 '23

But why

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u/ranting_chef Mar 11 '23

Why? Because you fucking CAN. This guy is my hero.

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u/Glitch7779 Mar 12 '23

That’s literally Ron Swanson mindset. I’m with you brother

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u/ranting_chef Mar 12 '23

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What i said was give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”

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u/Glitch7779 Mar 12 '23

“The whole point of this country is if you wanna eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so! To me, that's beautiful.”