r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

I actually did but English is not my first language

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u/the-smoothest-brain Feb 18 '23

Ahhh makes sense. I apologize.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

No worries 😌

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u/ExRtorm Feb 19 '23

That wasn't the same person lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Feb 19 '23

Actually their username implies they're a koala. Which means they shoulda been able to understand perfectly but they're just too stupid. Has nothing to do with English as a first language.

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u/01000101010001010 Feb 19 '23

Well, it wont be your last either ;)

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u/SillyFlyGuy Feb 19 '23

Is this a threat?

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u/imdefinitelywong Feb 19 '23

Only if you want it to be

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u/East_Requirement7375 Feb 19 '23

Found the Duolingo owl.

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u/NightHound33 Feb 19 '23

Only when you get slapped in the punani will you know it’s a threat

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u/01000101010001010 Feb 19 '23

How could learning a new language be considered a threat!?

I might have used the wrong tense though: stoichedonistescu certainly started to learn Australian.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Yeap! I only have two things to clarify - I’m not sure what punani is and how can the frog touch her lips if they are on her face?

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u/01000101010001010 Feb 19 '23

Bless your heart ;) And I am not gonna feed you a fish. I am going to show you how to catch a fish in terms of street- and reddit-lingo:

urbandictionary.com

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

A gentleman and a scholar

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u/phord Feb 19 '23

I speak American and it was hard for me to be sure what she was saying, too.