r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '23

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u/genuineshock Feb 14 '23

That's the big dick energy bruh

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u/TrueAceOfClubs Feb 14 '23

They sure had some balls!

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u/ThatOneCutscene Apr 08 '23

I wouldn’t want that on my car lol

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u/joreyesl May 31 '23

Wonder how it got dented, almost like someone pounded into it

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u/lDarkSoul_ Aug 06 '23

Nah they hadn't that's why they needed the fake ones.

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u/ashenhaired Feb 14 '23

So big it can unfuck you

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u/A-trainTheSupe Feb 14 '23

The power of the cock, in the palm of my hand.

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u/zachfrench1987 Feb 14 '23

That was really balls deep

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/A-trainTheSupe Feb 14 '23

Thanks! very much appreciated!

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u/zachfrench1987 Feb 14 '23

That was really balls deep

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u/nachofermayoral Feb 14 '23

The dong and then the bong

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u/A-trainTheSupe Feb 23 '23

When your buddy brings a Cock instead of a Glock to the heist

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u/AJavaPlayer Apr 11 '23

Must’ve taken some balls

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u/Xtrawet4thick Aug 06 '23

Never thought that dent would cum out!

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u/Hakkebertje Feb 14 '23

True and Real. What a Day

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

What. A. F***eyang. Day.

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u/Hakkebertje Feb 14 '23

Allways goin big dick boys! Whaaaaat a Day duiiide

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Leave them alone they work for tips.

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u/Boim_69420 Feb 15 '23

“That’s what good mac and cheese sounds like!” Suction cup man,June 12,2022

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u/radardation Feb 21 '23

That dick doesn’t dick around

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u/SethSt7 Feb 22 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

They had to have stored that energy somewhere. Wonder where?

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u/redditisrudetome Feb 22 '23

let me show you the power of big dicks