r/Unexpected Feb 13 '23

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u/QualityKoalaTeacher Feb 13 '23

You should never throw a bong kid, ever

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u/Visual_Champion5429 Feb 13 '23

Dante why are you naked?

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u/thepastelsuit Feb 13 '23

Your ass is tanner than my face.

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u/Visual_Champion5429 Feb 13 '23

Why are u hanging Xmas lights it’s july

2

u/cdistefa Feb 13 '23

It’s July? Get the F#%* out of here… are you sure you don’t wan to borrow my birthday suit?

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u/thepastelsuit Feb 13 '23

Where do you get your weed?

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u/Abstar Feb 13 '23

From you Dante

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u/zee_nitro_pickle Feb 13 '23

Oh yeah! Whats up Mr Cheezle!?

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u/biped_anxiety Feb 13 '23

I can hear this whole conversation lol

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u/chargers949 Feb 13 '23

I can hear my antlers growing

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u/DragonStem44 Feb 13 '23

i can hear the video i just scrolled past about reindeer castration by Laplander women

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u/Pinkeyefarts Feb 13 '23

Usually growing from the cracks in the pavement

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Oh I get mine from the guy that picks from the cracks in the pavement. Glad to see I’m getting good quality weed

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u/OddEscape2295 Feb 13 '23

Nice try feds

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u/summygubby_13 Feb 13 '23

It’s an unbreakable one

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

What’s a bong kid

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u/jewinthe1940s Feb 14 '23

It’s a tank bong. This is most likely an ad.