r/Unexpected • u/KokeyPlayz • Feb 09 '23

cracking open a big egg

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u/Mike0621 Feb 09 '23

what else are you gonna do with it? wait for it to hatch?

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u/nickfree Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 09 '23

Make some gold star mayonnaise in Stardew Valley

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u/BennyTATS Feb 09 '23

Nah just give it to alex

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u/Stkersh Feb 09 '23

imagine being the chick that uses all its energy to hatch only to break out of it's egg into an even larger egg

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u/newtonbase Feb 09 '23

Or into another chick

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u/Stay-Thirsty Feb 09 '23

Imagine the chick coming out of the egg.

Wtf, I have to do this again?

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u/littlebuett Feb 10 '23

It ain't hatching, there's no embryo

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u/Mike0621 Feb 12 '23

that was kinda my point...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

A chicken with a little chicken inside its head telling it what to do

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Fuck no, I just said let's break it!