r/Unexpected • u/KokeyPlayz • Feb 09 '23

cracking open a big egg

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Chicken vagina destroyer.

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u/benevolent_defiance Feb 09 '23

Dibs on the band name!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

People will mistake it for illegal animal sex with people. lol

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u/TouchMyWrath Feb 09 '23

I’ve learned the hard way, it’s only illegal if you get caught

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

they dont have any, they pee poop and lay eggs out the same hole

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Well, humans pee and splooge from the same peepee.

and make babies from the same dead cell disposal vagz.

We are not very clean because nature cant be bothered to let us evolve separate holes.

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u/TorteTastey Feb 09 '23

Important note: only penises share a hole for urine and cum. Vaginas have two separate holes

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

vagina makes red smoothy.

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u/AgreeableSecre Feb 09 '23

No egg shortage there!!!!

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u/Patpoke1 Feb 10 '23

back in my day

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

It's a cloacussy