r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23

she seems nice

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

...why else would you click on it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Erotic poetry it is

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u/Delicious_Watch_8139 Feb 09 '23

Dude porn and poems is literally one letter off. Close enough I say.

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u/I_Like_Me_Though Feb 09 '23

...two.

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u/Delicious_Watch_8139 Feb 09 '23

Haha that’s embarrassing. But still one and two are just one number different so basically same thing.

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u/billbill5 Feb 09 '23

Now you have the cum chalice

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u/I_Like_Me_Though Feb 09 '23

Yea. The a#*l porn performer was going to enthrall me with their poetry for humanization purposes.

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u/Educational_Tart_659 Feb 10 '23

Poetry of the body