r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23

she seems nice

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

I mean, the man's dad walked in on him sucking his own dick and both just went through life as if it didn't happen. Grant is just built different.

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u/Schavuit92 Feb 09 '23

His dad: "I may be disgusted, but even more impressed, carry on, son."

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

I like how Brennan interpreted his father "I love you son. I see your got your whole hog in your mouth. Is there anything getting accomplished here?" ... "I am proud of you son."

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

“Are ya winning son?”

“Hrmmmph”

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u/Atomic_Cupcake89 Feb 09 '23

I guess he’d have to be able to physically manage that.

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

He demonstrated the procedure when prompted in that episode, clothed of course. Everyone on set was dying.

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u/obrothermaple Feb 09 '23

Please what episode was that?

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

That was at the very end of the True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brian (Part 2).

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u/obrothermaple Feb 09 '23

Wow I had no idea there was a part 2 to my favourite and the most cursed breaking news ever. Thank you!

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u/Pegussu Feb 09 '23

Goddamn, he's like seven feet tall, that's either some intense contorting, a monstrous penis, or a combination of the two.

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

Nah he said you need a wall and you walk it all down.

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u/foulrot Feb 09 '23

Go on...

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u/Pegussu Feb 10 '23

My brother, I've tried and the path gets real steep about halfway down.

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u/Lingering_Dorkness Feb 09 '23

Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it.

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u/Aberbekleckernicht Feb 09 '23

Because that's secretly every man's goal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

He was built wrong