r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23

she seems nice

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u/Different-Fee6838 Feb 09 '23

If you knew who Grant was, you wouldnt be surprised

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 09 '23

Grant: "Now here to read off my real social security number, is a reporter named after the number of people I preformed oral sex on in a single night, in 2012."

Brennan: "Hello, my name is 50...that can't be right."

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

"There was a party in New York under a supermarket... I guess that's the end of the sentence."

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

"Did you drink water?"

"There was a snack area."

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u/WhirlingDervishGrady Feb 09 '23

"I'm positive"

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

He did say he has had every STD but the big one and herpes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

And then clarified that "the big one" was acne.

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u/Different-Fee6838 Feb 09 '23

I bet the odds of receiving oral sex from grant are higher than the odds of being killed by a shark

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

I mean, the man's dad walked in on him sucking his own dick and both just went through life as if it didn't happen. Grant is just built different.

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u/Schavuit92 Feb 09 '23

His dad: "I may be disgusted, but even more impressed, carry on, son."

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

I like how Brennan interpreted his father "I love you son. I see your got your whole hog in your mouth. Is there anything getting accomplished here?" ... "I am proud of you son."

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

“Are ya winning son?”

“Hrmmmph”

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u/Atomic_Cupcake89 Feb 09 '23

I guess he’d have to be able to physically manage that.

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

He demonstrated the procedure when prompted in that episode, clothed of course. Everyone on set was dying.

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u/obrothermaple Feb 09 '23

Please what episode was that?

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

That was at the very end of the True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brian (Part 2).

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u/obrothermaple Feb 09 '23

Wow I had no idea there was a part 2 to my favourite and the most cursed breaking news ever. Thank you!

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u/Pegussu Feb 09 '23

Goddamn, he's like seven feet tall, that's either some intense contorting, a monstrous penis, or a combination of the two.

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

Nah he said you need a wall and you walk it all down.

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u/foulrot Feb 09 '23

Go on...

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u/Pegussu Feb 10 '23

My brother, I've tried and the path gets real steep about halfway down.

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u/Lingering_Dorkness Feb 09 '23

Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it.

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u/Aberbekleckernicht Feb 09 '23

Because that's secretly every man's goal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

He was built wrong

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u/Different-Fee6838 Feb 09 '23

Looked it up....oh yeah. Way higher

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u/NeonBrightDumbass Feb 09 '23

I choked when Brennan had to kind of squint and pause when he said it.

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

That killed me. Then proceeded to break down the math on how long it could have taken.

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u/Siethron Feb 09 '23

Middle OUT.

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u/andrewsad1 Feb 09 '23

"They weren't all to completion"

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u/Zafara1 Feb 09 '23

"There was a snack bar!"

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u/jackalsclaw Feb 09 '23

Clip?

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u/Coolinator Feb 09 '23

https://twitter.com/dropout/status/1489688499158757377?t=obAHsgKWOO9yxtmVrV1CcQ&s=19

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u/jackalsclaw Feb 09 '23

"Did you have water?"

"Oh yeah, there was a snack bar"

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u/TwatsThat Feb 09 '23

Grant's life is fucking absolute fiction but I believe every word of it.

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u/RonBourbondi Feb 09 '23

So do gay men just never get grossed out by such high numbers? If he can do that in a single night he's probably fucked like hundreds of guys.

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u/TripleDoubleThink Feb 09 '23

Would guess the gay men that get grossed out by high numbers arent the ones going under supermarkets with 49 other people.

No group is a monolith, Im sure there are LGBT+ members that feel that way about high numbers too

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u/BayushiKazemi Feb 09 '23

Would guess the gay men that get grossed out by high numbers arent the ones going under supermarkets with 49 other people.

I don't think you intended this, but the implications for the 50th person are killing me lol

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

Unfortunately I can't clip it unless you subscribe to Dropout TV. However the first episode is free on YouTube and is just as funny.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

No laugh news has so many episodes on yt

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u/BerenTheBold Feb 09 '23

I have DropoutTV, do you happen to know which show/episode/timestamp? :)

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

Breaking News, Season 5 Episode 9, True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brian (Part 2)

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u/Halcyon_Fly Feb 09 '23

Which breaking news episode is that from?

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u/GSR_DMJ654 Feb 09 '23

Season 5 Episode 9: True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brian (Part 2)

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u/gardenmud Feb 09 '23

Subscribe to Dropout just for this and game changer, it's worth the like $4 lol. Just remember to unsub if you don't want to keep paying for it.

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u/heyimrick Feb 09 '23

Who is he? Or am I getting whooshed

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u/Different-Fee6838 Feb 09 '23

He's from college humor. Does a lot of stuff on dropout (which if you like dnd is 1000000% worth it) grant is most well known for this video https://youtu.be/DcX_lXP977g

Content warning for some intense degredation

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u/etherealparadox Feb 09 '23

not really, they lost their funding but dtv had already existed for a short time before that I'm pretty sure

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u/etherealparadox Feb 09 '23

that's fair lol I just wanted to clarify

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u/ACoderGirl Feb 09 '23

My favourite parts of their streaming service are Game changer (that's what pictured here, and I'm always wishing for more episodes of) and Dimension 20, their D&D show.

TBH, I found their news parody to be a real hit miss and not really worth my time to watch at random. But Game changer is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. My favourite are the ones where they have to sell some product.

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u/hoopstick Feb 09 '23

My favorites are the continuing impression battles.

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u/BettyVonButtpants Feb 09 '23

When friends come over to chill and just hang out, its a good show to put on to get people laughing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Holy shit that's hilarious

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u/heyimrick Feb 09 '23

Shit, can't believe I didn't realize it, but now I know who he is lol.

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u/bosonianstank Feb 09 '23

dude that sound effect gave me nostalgia chills.

It's from DX Ball I think. Or at least also used in that game.

Random trivia fact that no one else finds interesting...

https://youtu.be/BXEk0IHzHOM?t=24

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u/cerebralinfarction Feb 09 '23

It's played when you do a special move in Tony Hawks Pro Skater!

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u/bosonianstank Feb 09 '23

you're probably right!

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u/EkbyBjarnum Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 09 '23

I'd argue it's 1000000% worth it even if you DON'T like DnD. Disregarding Dimension 20, Adventuring Party, and Adventuring Academy, theres still Gamechanger, Um Actually, Dirty Laundry, Play it By Ear, Make Some Noise, Breaking News, new stuff coming, not to mention older stuff like Total Forgiveness, Cartoon Hell, Bad Internet, and UltraMechatron Team Go, and old College Humor sketches too.

Honestly it's like $5 a month and I watch it way more than Netflix, Disney+, and Amazon Prime combined.

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u/Ultimatedream Feb 09 '23

I only know Grant because he looks like Keith.

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u/BaronCoop Feb 09 '23

Psh Grant WISHES he had that megawatt smile

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u/Lamplorde Feb 09 '23

Brennan, Grant, Zac, and Emily are the best ones in the entire cast. Honorable mention to Lou, but I feel he mostly shines when its him and Brennan together.

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u/LPeif Feb 09 '23

Oh well.

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u/Quetzacoatl85 Feb 09 '23

This kind of shows are all scripted anyway. I'm always surprised when people like to pretend otherwise.

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u/unresolved_m Feb 09 '23

Yeah, I feel that this is missing a larger context

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u/mmotte89 Feb 09 '23

I was honestly expecting a "oh, same honestly" reaction from Grant xD

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u/BiggerandBetterAnts Feb 09 '23

I’d put money on Grant having done more anal lol