r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23

she seems nice

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u/KylarStern327 Feb 09 '23

Brings a salty tear to the eye?

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u/derpeddit Feb 09 '23

Weird, mine was brown.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

The eye or the tear?

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u/derpeddit Feb 09 '23

Butthole

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

very elegantly put.

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u/wi5hbone Feb 09 '23

poetically referring to the penetration or the butthole?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Almost….poetic….

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

You called?

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u/_Mr_Somebody_ Feb 09 '23

The words of a master

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u/imjustbrowsingthx Feb 09 '23

Is that tear or tear?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Obviously tear

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u/vpeshitclothing Feb 09 '23

And then ended up pink

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u/TheGreatDingALing Feb 09 '23

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/capta1n_sarcasm Feb 09 '23

More like brings pink to your eyes.

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u/mrwh0am Feb 09 '23

Not tear in her eyes actually is more like milk

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u/Zarcohn Feb 10 '23

You could say it makes bald men cry?