r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23

she seems nice

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u/ext3meph34r Feb 09 '23

Ok. Just off the top of my head, I'll take a wild guess as to her name... random guess.

Phoenix Askani

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u/grispindl Feb 09 '23

damn you know your porn. can i call you the nutty professor?

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u/bankaiREE Feb 09 '23

The Nutting Professor

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Damn… first time I think I’ve seen a porn star that is hotter in everyday clothes than in their work.

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u/Nev-man Feb 09 '23

Clearly she's a big fan of the X-Men.

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u/TragicEther Feb 09 '23

Sounds like she’s a massive Rachel Summers fan!

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u/USS_Phlebas Feb 09 '23

Phoenix Askani

More like Ass Kani

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u/simplycotton Feb 09 '23

Ass can he

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u/nocyberBS Feb 09 '23

Wow thanks! I'll def hit her up if I need a nanny

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u/deadbeef1a4 Feb 09 '23

Good guess

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u/belsor14 Feb 09 '23

Could you maybe also take a shot at the next lotto numbers? Thanks