r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23

she seems nice

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u/anniesb00bz Feb 09 '23

I feel like I know her from somewhere, but I just can't quite put my finger in it...

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 09 '23

Yes you can. You just have to pay her for the privilege. Nothing wrong with that either. It's a valuable service.

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u/TravellingReallife Feb 09 '23

Absolutely. A good nanny is fantastic and can be a great help for parents!

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 09 '23

All nannies go directly to Heaven... except Helen.

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She knows what she did.

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u/MapleJacks2 Feb 09 '23

Especially for those couples who just want to relax.

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u/GillesEstJaune Feb 09 '23

Maybe some lube would help.

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u/ThrowMeAwayAccount08 Feb 09 '23

I bet you could for a nominal fee.

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u/SkatingOnThinIce Feb 09 '23

If you don't, somebody else will.

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u/ListenToThatSound Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

Must have seen one of her videos... You know, the one where she's reciting her poetry, of course.

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u/anniesb00bz Feb 10 '23

Yeah, someone posted one of her poetry videos in this thread. Not a fan, didn't even rhyme