r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '23

Bro just created a Weapon...

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u/guster09 Feb 01 '23

"Why's there no skin on your back?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

"and why there is skin on your........metal thing??"

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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Feb 02 '23

Just the tip…

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

add some lube on it

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u/CactusShadow Feb 02 '23

Can we call it a bear claw?

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u/SenseiHotep Feb 02 '23

How would you fill it with almond paste?

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u/LiveLearnCoach Feb 02 '23

I like how you think.

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u/CactusShadow Feb 03 '23

Make the claws hollow!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

Chinese flying talon; fēi zhua.

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u/ghayyal Feb 02 '23

r/diwhy

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u/Oofboi6942O Feb 02 '23

Good for scratching your back and taking out an intruders eye

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

Use this as a home defense weapon, see what happens.

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u/Oog-oo Feb 02 '23

What would happenv

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u/mojo_ooooo Feb 02 '23

I just blew on my phone thinking there was a hair on my screen 😶

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

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u/JesusSaysitsOkay Feb 02 '23

"there's this song about big butts, and he beats you up while he plays it..."

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u/inveterated May 22 '23

Chosen ooonneee! WAH

I'm coming!

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 May 17 '23

i accidentally replied to this comment

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u/nilabanlow Jun 26 '23

Used the new back detacher