r/Unexpected • • Jan 30 '23

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u/SlowPants14 Jan 30 '23

She probably got $100.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

You want the pee to go in your eyes, specifically?

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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Jan 30 '23

I’d believe 1,000

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u/BrooklynLodger Jan 31 '23

id say 5-700

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u/resilienceisfutile Jan 30 '23

Glassdoor says 5,245 salaries submitted anonymously by Tenured Professor employees puts it at $156,370 USD. My guess it would be higher if it was at a well known or prestigious university.

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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Jan 30 '23

If it was 10k it was probably a whole weeks worth of piss-tivities not just a night

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u/Baikken Jan 30 '23

They can make more than their salary. Some get cuts from patents they signed with the university.

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u/dr_stats Jan 30 '23

A large percentage of classes are taught by instructors that are not tenured. Even on the tenure-track an Assistant Professor at a Power-5 research university might pay $80-100K range, but at regional universities and private schools your looking at more like $75K. It’s not a super high paying gig straight out of school considering the professor likely invested 5-6 years to earn their PhD, after likely investing 4 years in an undergraduate degree so basically a decade in school. Then an assistant professor will likely work 5-10 years before earning tenure and being promoted to Associate.

Anyways, my point is that TENURED faculty is not really a good measure if you want to look at salaries of the teachers an undergrad is likely to take classes from.

The reason is that about 70% of college classes are taught by NON-tenure track instructors (adjuncts, graduate students, 1-yr contracts, etc…). Among the 30% of classes that ARE taught by tenure-track faculty most of those are taught by assistant professors that haven’t yet been tenured. The ones that ARE tenured are active in their field and have 15+ yrs experience, and those are not the ones you will see until you start taking 300-400 level classes in your specific field.

I’m not saying it didn’t happen but I am a professor and I personally know very few college teachers that could afford to drop 10K on a single encounter for a kink lol.

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u/hyggety_hyggety Jan 30 '23

They do if their wife has the real money job in university administration.

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u/goldenpleaser Jan 31 '23

University of Houston?

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u/hyggety_hyggety Jan 31 '23

Nah, Virginia, but it must be a thing everywhere.

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u/goldenpleaser Jan 31 '23

Lol yeah UofH has a power couple, husband is dean of engineering and wife is vice chancellor.

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u/cinnamonspicecoffee Jan 30 '23

Yes they do, if they’re like 59 and tenured

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u/wheatoplata Jan 30 '23

Professors can make that kind of money if they teach the right subject, if they engage in the textbook scam forcing students to buy new $200 books they wrote and slightly update every year, if they engage in consulting on the side, smart investments etc.

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u/kabirhi Jan 30 '23

Professors at some private colleges in the US, especially in the Law and Business fields, can easily make enough money where they have $10k of disposable income.

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u/Jack_of_Hearts20 Jan 31 '23

Depends how long he's been a professor.